Wednesday, November 18, 2009

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

stupid people... Stupid people really grind my gears!
yeah i'm talking about you, America!

nothing but a huge country full of a lot of stupid people. really really stupid people.

like take this one kid i go to school with. kid is socially retarded, can't take a joke to save his life, doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, and is just straight up generally annoying. and the worst part is, HE'S FUCKING STUPID!

now, i may not be the sharpest tool in the shed myself, but at least i'm not a complete bitch about it, ya know?

this kid (who shall remain nameless just so i dont get in trouble for harassment or nothing, cuz at this school, anything is possible when it comes to writing shit online!!! but thats a whole other post for a whole other time...) is taking, i believe, and i may be wrong about this, but i believe, only 12 credits (4 classes) because he is on academic probation.

-he cuts class on a regular basis "because he's tired"(i honestly haven't seen him in english for about 3 weeks)
-whenever he is in class, all he does is ask retarded questions and piss off everyone.
-constantly complains about how busy he is.
-never does homework, although he beat Halo ODST the weekend it came out, and he's most of the way through Modern Warfare 2 already.

but waiit! here we go! the straw that broke my back with my tolerance of him and his kind...

two weeks ago we were assigned a 5-6 page paper for our english class about our take on the American Identity presented in two plays we read blah blah blah you don't really care... but anyways, I started it tonight, its due tommorow, (i work well with a pressure deadline, what can i say?). so on my way to the library to get a start on it, i stop by his room to see if he has any notes i could breeze over quickly.
O my god, kid didn't even open the fucking door. and i can't even bear to type out the conversation i had with him. but this is a good enough summary.
-he was playing video games, (that much i could hear through the door)
-he didn't have any notes.
-he hadn't yet started the paper either (figures as much)
here's the kicker!
-he got an extension from the teacher because he was too busy to do it, and there was no way he could put together a 5 page paper in 1 night...



ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
now i'm usually a fairly understanding and tolerant guy, but that fucking crosses the line.
being stupid is one thing, being a stupid lazy shitbag asshole piece of donkey turd is another.


and here i sit, 2 hours, and 5 and 1/2 pages later, done with my paper, relaxing and blogging. and that little fucker is still upstairs playing video games, waiting until after the teacher discusses the paper's in class to write it...


"Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son"

but if your gonna be stupid, at least be motivated...