actually thats awesome, it leaves more room for my creative freedoms and expressionism.
what is that you say? creative freedom?
well i'll tell you what it is, it is the ability to lawfully say whatever the fuck you want to on the internet and please millions with your antics when they read them.
'But Justin, why would you want to do that?' you ask me,
and its quite simple.... I want to make you LOL.
yes i said it, i want to make you LOL, LAWL, LAUGH OUT FUCKKING LOUD!!!
get it? good.
but then some ask me what the point of making you LOL is, and quite simply put, there isn't one.
but look what happens to all those who truly make us LOL in our hours of leisure, the Tucker Max's of the world.
Tucker Max has inspired a generation with his antics as a whore mongering fiend on a cross country tour of mayhem, and quite simply put, Tucker Max is my hero....
NOT for what he's done mind you, i mean some of it is hysterical, but the vast majority of it is lude and morally objectionable. But the end result of it all was the same, Tucker Max made the world LOL.
I want to do that, and at this point i'm not to particular as to how i get it done.
if it comes down to banging six dirty prostitutes in a back alley and then running to catch the bus with my pants round my ankles only to come home to a very angry ex girlfriend who wants her stuff back and is willing to do anal in the course of getting it back and then having the cops called on us because the neighbors mistook her screams for something they may actually have been, and then having to get bailed out by my mother because i thought the jail cell would be the best place to explain what happened to her new living room set that me and the ex trashed the night before.... and writing a book about it?
well i guess i best get started on writing that book huh?
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