Manchester!

Have you ever mentioned how you think it would be funny if someone would do something absolutely ridiculous, and then you get the one 'cool' kid in the conversation who's always all like "i'd fucking do it no problem" but then pussies out when it comes to actually doing it?

you know, that kid who makes fun of people who are afraid to jump off a 20 foot bridge to go swimming, but then chickens out...

well from now on, call the Manchester...

A friend of mine went to Norwhich University, and brought this back with him. Apparently a Manchester is a Dare on steroids, and if someone bitches out on a Manchester, then they are deemed a bitch for all eternity.

However, you can only call a Manchester after someone claims they can or would do something ridiculous, that they actually have no intentions of following through with...

EX: you : "dude, it would be insane if someone tornadoes* the Commandant's** office"

kid who thinks he's cool : "dude, i'd so do that, it'd be awesome!"

you : "MANCHESTER!!!"

*(completely 'trashes' for you non-military types)

** (HMFIC- head mother fucker in charge, for you non military types)

on a completely unrelated note.. this fat Iraqi kid is a straight 'G'