Objectifying Women....

The system is winning. the assholes are losing.

yesterday Madison Botsch's Blog died.... it was attacked and the constitution of the united states failed in its sole duty of protecting the civil liberties of its constituents.

the blog was awesome.

and the forcing of it's author to delete it iis an impediment of our right to free speech and self expression. absolute horse shit. anyone who complained needs to stand up spread their feet a shoulders width apart, jump up and down and get the sand out of their vagina.

take a salt lick and walk it off, quit being a little bitch. we have rights for a reason, you should be allowed to objectify whoever the fuck you want. and if people are offended, well thats their own damned fault.

you can't be held responsible to appease the sensibilities of everyone, especially all the weak-minded politically correct liberal pussies. it's all these crack smoking pot dealing tree hugging hippies spreading the word of "peace" and "understanding" trying to make us all get along. thats the fucking problem. it isn't wrong to objectify women, its just natural.

we are men, we are biologically inclined to see women in a superficial manner. you have a problem with that, then take it up with God and leave me the fuck alone. i'm going to say whatever i damn well please from here on out, and i'd suggest that you do the same.

don't listen to those oppressing your god given right to say what you want. and remember, Objectifying Women is not evil, it is not even wrong, it is simply natural. and expressing this objectification isn't wrong or evil either, it's just offensive, and if this offends you, then suck it up and keep reading. because you're in for a world of hurt.

I'll leave you with this. Madison Botsch's Blog was an inspiring work of genius, expressing the humor and had a no shit attitude that brought us all the enlightened laughter we sought out so often in our younger days... props to him, and kudos to his late blog...

and if i DID offend you, let me know, i'll take notes, and make sure to let you know beforehand in the future, so maybe i can get a reaction video when you read something about yourself.

it's time we fight to take back out lives and our freedoms. and in this fight, the Pen is far mightier than the Sword.

i'll be offending again shortly... in the meantime

Lots of Love,

TRIP

Read Madison's farewell Post

Immagration laws...

This is a “must read”, all the way through !!!

**i'm sorry for getting political on y'all, but some things need to be shared...

1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language

2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers
allowed.

3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in our language.

4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

5 Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no badmouthing our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home.

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.


Harsh, you say? The above laws belong to the immigration laws of
MEXICO!

Love Always,

TRIP

as wrong as their tactics are, their ideas are on the ball, and the statistics are researched and accurate... so before you condemn the actions taken in this video, listen to the speech, and recognize the importance of the message...

I Hate College, Mass Maritime Tribute...

this is originally by someone from SUNY Maritime who obviously hates the Maritime Academy there as much as we hate this one here.

so enjoy,
and don't forget to click on an ad or two while you're here, help a brother out.



I'm nice right now? man
I-I feel like shit
Since we dont have a drink
Would you please put middle fingers in the air?
That party last night never happened so no one taped it
No dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
cant Drink beer and cant smoke weed but my friends are all with me
Pass out at 12, wake up at 5, dont know how im gonna surviveMan, I hate college

Can you please tell me, what is college life
Sip some coffee and drink Gatorade Lime
Im Thirsty Thursday and every other night, right
We dont buy food here so we pay the price.
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
Wait theres no table, what the fuck?
I am champion at running laps
Usain Bolt aint even as fast
Don't even bounce, not from Schuylers house
And If you leave it your gonna get beated
Times always wasted since were not getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, That party last night never happened so no one taped it
No dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
cant Drink beer and cant smoke weed but some friends are right with mePass out at 12, wake up at 5, dont know how im gonna survive

Man, I hate college, ay! Theres no drinking, ay!
Theres no women, ay!
Man, I hate college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with khakis on(Get the Pinks!)
And don't leave the room 'wit no shoes on(No, we're not leaving)And don't have sex if your too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on(Trust me)
Because you might find out shes got a bigger shlong
Hold the guidon, nothing wrong with some drill(Here, hold this)Even if we did lose sleep from the watch bill
Times always wasted since were not getting wasted
Why did I come here? Just so I can get payed?

That party last night never happened so no one taped it
No dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
cant Drink beer and cant smoke weed but my friends are all with mePass out at 12, wake up at 5, dont know how im gonna survive

Man, I hate college
Theres no drinking, ay!
Theres no women, ay!
I hate college

Now if everybody would please
Put their middle finger as high as they can
As high as they can(As high as they can)And repeat after me
Run! Run! Run! Run!Run! Run! Run! Run!

Pushups! Pushups!Pushups! Pushups!

No talkin on the MUG path! No talkin on the MUG Path!No talkin on the MUG path! No talkin on the MUG Path!

Your Wrong! Your Wrong!Your Wrong! Your Wrong!(That party last night)
Man, I hate college

I hate it!(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta clean the heads for a little bit
That party last night never happened so no one taped it(No one taped Shit)(it aint going down)
No one dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
We cant drink beer we cant smoke weed but some friends are right with me(No one fucking dances)
Pass out at 12, wake up at 5, i dont know how im gonna surviveMan, I hate college
Did I really have to go here?
Or did i want to ruin the best years of my life?

MARITIME ACADEMY: Where The Fun Goes To Die

Elections

So tomorrow marks the beginning...

it is the first of four days of speeches and presentations i need to give in an attempt to secure the election to the soon to be vacant seat of Student Government Association Secretary. Over the next 4 days i will be speaking to the individual classes alone, in an attempt to secure their vote.

I have 2 contenders in this election, and tomorrow the three of us will face off in front of the Freshman class....

yes, as ashamed as i am to admit it, i must stoop to the level of trying to impress the freshman class tomorrow morning

Here's what i got so far... bear in mind i'm making this up as i go... :

"

Good morning, My name is Third Class Justin O'Donnell, and i'm running for your SGA secretary.

Alot of you know me, and for those who don't, it's only a matter of time. whether or not that is a good thing is a hotly debated subject amongst your squad leaders and company level officers, but i digress.

one major thing to know about me is that i'm a realist, i don't confuse myself with a diluted fantasy. I'm not going to stand up here and tell you all about my amazing school spirit, and my drive to represent you all to the best of my ability, and all about how i'm some miraculous survivor of an atrocious accident that should have left me crippled for life, yet here i am, a story of inspiration, and an individual possesing such personal courage that you should all aspire to emulate my very attitude and methods of living...

no, because if i got up here and told you any of that then i'd be lying, simple as that... and i'm not here to deceive anyone, least of all myself. so for the record, i am not going to sail to an overwhelming victory in this election based upon my heroics in Vietnam, or my current ongoing struggle with skin cancer... besides i think John McCain already tried that last year...

and as i try not to deceive myself about my own intentions, i don't want to let anyone, myself or anyone else here be deceived by yours.

seeing as how its not even 0800 and you're already awake dressed and sitting listening to boring speeches, i'm going to bet that you aren't too enthused to be here right now.

theres over 300 cadets in you're freshman class, and i'm willing to bet that 80% of you could care less what the results of your election are. and of the other 20%, well i'm sorry if this speech is disappointing you. but lets deal with it and move on why don't we?

Now in preparation for this speech i sought advice from several people, before eventually falling back on my first instinct to just say whatever the heck came to mind when i got up here.

Mr Merz asked me what i thought i could bring to the SGA, and honestly its simple,

i'm a man if ideas. and i'm full of them, some rotten, some extraordinary, but all of them unique, and guaranteed to break the mold. maybe my ideas can bring a little more success to the SGA, like o i don't know, getting the ED heroes more enthused about school activities. Sparking interest in whats going on to a point where maybe at the next election, those 80% dozing off right about now actually give a damn and come here interested in who's going to take over and what they can do to help?

just so you know, on a serious note, i'm an open book, a sympathizer with you underclassmen, and i was in your shoes just last year, and i have a multitude of ideas that would be of great help in increasing the standard of life at the academy, especially on weekends for those of us who live here full time...

i'm also a man of action. this is a big deal with me. my biggest pet peeve is someone with great ideas who doesn't act upon them. when those ideas come to mind, they may make the difference between success and failure, and sometimes the absurdity of them drives people to disregard their own ideas. this is unacceptable.

sometimes this stuff goes through and makes for an amazing outcome.

you may not all be aware of the fact, but this year some people attempted to start a LARPing club on campus. and just an FYI, they succeeded, because they didn't let a crazy idea go unspoken.

so before any of you go off on a brainfart trying to figure out what the heck LARPing is i'll tell you... it stands for Live action role playing... just like in Role Models...

now i don't know about all y'all, but i think Role Models was an awesome movie, and how sick do you think it would be if the SGA worked with the LARPing club to put together a battle Royale on campus sometime in the spring?

C'mon no kidding here, i know i made fun of those kids in high school too, but then i saw that movie and it changed my life. imagine, Battle Royal on the Parade Field in the spring with 7 armies... company rivalries get medieval, now that's what i'm talking about.

now thats just one absurd idea, but imagine we could do it as a fundraiser and suddenly it ain't so absurd anymore.. just think about that one for a bit.

but to clarify my point, ACTION is where its at, ACTION is where the problems are solved, ACTION is what we need, you need someone who is going to DO, not just get up here and talk.

and i promise you i am the man you need for following crazy ideas... just look at my record, i'm running for SGA secretary on a whim of a belief that i have a chance?

and i'm enlisted in the United States Army....

who gets crazier ideas than that.??

i'm gonna leave you with a quote right here, because i recognize the fact that you really did all come here just to get out of inspections and MoFo, and i don't want to force you to listen to me much longer.

last night i got China Chef, Combo D, you know, the maritime standard. and my fortune cookie i found oddly fitting.

it read as follows : "Action is the root of all Victory"

So i ask you to vote for me and support my venture and my crazy idea.

again, if you dont know me yet,

my name is Justin O'Donnell

My Friends call me TRIP,

hopefully next semester you can call me Mr Secretary...

lots of love y'all,

TRIP

My Modest Proposal

I'll preface this entry with a small note,

i wrote this piece a while ago for an english class, i ended up getting a perfect score on the assignment, which was to parody Jonathan Swift's Timeless Classic, "A Modest Proposal: For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland, From Being Aburden to Their Parents or Country, and For Making Them Beneficial to The Public"

without Further ado, i give you my very own:

A Modest Proposal
For the elimination of the issue of Illegal Immigration, by means of the Most Extreme Citizenship Experiment.
In the manner of Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”


It has come to my attention that there is enough illegal immigrants living in these United States of America to make the citizen population a minority. In recent times this has caused a great deal of controversy, or so some of my acquaintances tell me. My very entertaining Hispanic friend, Jesus, delivered this wonderful method of dealing with the crisis to me. However, before understanding my solution, I must first fully relate the full and obnoxiously grand scale of the problem. As of last week it was evident to me that illegal immigrants have fully and thoroughly invaded this vast and grand nation. I would place a wager that each of us knows at least two or three of these invaders; it was very surprising to learn that one of my friends was an illegal invader. Naturally, the revelation of Jesus’ identity shocked me utterly and completely. Nevertheless, he revealed the complete set of issues, which accompany the invaders coming into American society. While in the country, illegal invaders subvert our language and culture, cost millions in government expenditures, and provide no overall positive influence or entertainment to American society.

It is a well-known fact throughout the world that the unofficial official language of this wonderful nation, The United States of America, is English, the Language of her founding fathers. Out of the nearly 700,000,000 people who are natural or legal citizens of America, we can estimate that approximately 699,747,993 of them can fluently speak, read, and write English. This figure is an approximation made by the English Language Assertion Society. The ELAS is a national organization devoted to making the English language the official language of the United States and her Territories. Another well-known fact about invading illegal immigrants, often they cannot speak the English language, never-mind reading or writing. This problem leads to our liberal society blaming itself, and trying to correct the system by subverting English in America and making Spanish a prominent language in the country. The invaders’ refusal to speak in English has created a subculture in American Society. Perverse subversion of American culture is an atrocity in the most basic sense and we can stand for it no longer. A Spanish-speaking culture has made a move to conquer and destroy Anglo-American Literature and arts.

Many invaders come to America claiming poverty and lack of money in their home nations. I do wish to make it blatantly obvious to these illegal invaders that in their coming they have been costing honest Americans much of their hard earned money. JRT Financing companies reported that the Immigration and Naturalization Services spend approximately twenty billion American dollars each year, tracking and deporting the invaders who come here illegally. The INS raises this money through Government taxing of the ordinary average American Citizen. I would like to point out that the invading parties do not pay taxes. These people utterly drain our national economy, and in no way make a valuable contribution to the efforts of the United States. These invaders also partake in trafficking drugs, such as marijuana and cocaine, trying to make a financial profit in America. I do find it a surprise that these people would risk breaking our laws so soon after arriving in our country, but they often get away with it anyway. The U.S. Coast Guard, along with the FBI and DEA, spends billions each year in anti-drug operations; often unsuccessful I might add. We know that the total yearly operation costs for the INS, U.S.C.G., The FBI, DEA, and U.S. Border Patrol, often top out at more than five hundred billion dollars. The immigrant invasion is simply too expensive to continue. I believe something serious must be done to counteract the negative economic effects of the invasion.

A disturbing trend has come to my attention during the recent years of the invasion. Once the invaders are in the country, they have trouble finding work or other ways to be of a positive effect in American society. They feel content to sit on comfortable sofas watching stolen cable all day, while collecting weekly welfare checks from the liberal American Government. The ones that can find work do so negatively, taking jobs from the ordinary American “working stiff.” Employers seem to enjoy hiring invaders to do labor for cheaper wages than those that American citizens deem acceptable. The aftermath of this illegal labor scandal has put approximately twenty-seven million Americans out of work, and that number is constantly increasing. This mass unemployment has had hard-working American citizens out of work and out of money, while foreign invaders take their jobs and destroy their pride. Invaders who could make a positive influence in professional sports or other avenues of entertainment cannot, for fear of deportation. Another negative aspect of the invasion is an increase in crime. The leading independent researcher has shown that the illegal immigrant population of the U.S. prison system is 42 percent. Invaders come to America, and then turn to crime when they become upset with the living conditions that they have created for themselves. I do believe that immigrants have no positive influence on society with the present state of affairs. If Americans are ever going to reclaim their pride in their nation, and an uncorrupted society, then we must take serious action soon.

I believe drastic action is necessary to quell the invasion and reclaim America. The first step will be to establish a demilitarized zone between America and Mexico. The DMZ should stretch from the Rio Grande, about fifty klicks (approx. 30 miles) into the state of Texas. This DMZ will be the sight of America’s ingenious new national security precaution, and the world’s newest and most popular reality television show, MXC: MEXICAN EXTREME AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP. My friend tempted me to fill the Rio Grande with peaceful alligators; however, Naturalist Steve Irwin convinced me that the vicious and deadly Pacific Stingray would have a more profound effect of intimidation. After they cross the river, the contestant’s presence will start a sensor, which will start a twenty-one minute timer. Within the twenty-one minutes, the contestant must run the five klicks (approx. 3 miles) to a large entrance way, whose gates will close after the time expires. If a contestant fails at this point, we will send him or her back to Mexico, for we already have an abundance of physically unfit peoples in America. If the contestant makes it through the gates in time, he or she will enter a large maze with sheer steel walls twelve feet high. On the walls of this maze will be two sets of directions, one in Spanish, and one in English. The Spanish directions will lead the contestant into a series of dead ends and wrong turns that will have them lost for an extended period. The English directions, however, will explain what is wrong with the other set, while giving the correct directions for the quicker route out of the maze. My Hispanic friend Jesus conjured the second part of the plan. I believe this idea is worthy of great reward to whoever created it, even a drunken invader. It was a brilliant notion to turn the MXC into a game, one especially made for reality TV. The true competition will begin with one thousand competitors on the Mexican shores of the Rio Grande. Conceptually, the idea will move the entrance of the maze back twenty-two clicks from its former position. We decided that contestants will embark on a twenty-klick (approx. 12 miles) bike ride, following the swim across the Rio Grande. After dismounting their bikes, competitors will embark on a five-klick run to the maze entrance. Conceptually the maze has stayed the same, other than only allowing the first four hundred competitors into the maze. The rules would also now allow physical contact as officials will grant only the first fifty competitors through the maze a finisher’s prize. They will award the finishers a green card, and have the chance to bring a spouse and their children to America. The finishers will then be set up for a meeting with an employment agency in America. Perhaps, the best prize they will receive will be the respect of their fellow Americans. MXC solves the problems of language and cultural subversion, excessive government spending, and the lack of usefulness found in immigrants.

MXC clearly solves the problem of linguistic differences between average Americans and immigrants. The notion of English language directions in the maze eliminates many problems with linguistics. These directions ensure that only immigrants who can read English passively will succeed in completing the maze. This, I believe, will go hand in hand with speaking and understanding the language. With most of the immigrant population speaking English, the basis of American popular culture will survive: music, literature, and the day-to-day conversation. I do find it unreasonable that anyone could possibly object to the many positive benefits of a homogeneous linguistic society.

Government spending will decrease greatly due to the MXC action plan. The MXC action plan reduces the need for government spending in tracking down illegal invaders. Some benefits of a single national language also spill into the category of government spending. Without multiple languages, the government will not need to spend excess amounts of money satisfying those who refuse to speak English in the American school system. I have it from a very good source that the Florida state government spends nearly fifty million dollars a year in search of teachers who are fluent in Spanish. They could completely solve this problem if the students in these schools simply learned to speak English. We will also completely eradicate the problem of anti-drug spending. I would safely guess, that those who sell the drugs would also partake in them. Any person who partakes in these drugs will not be in the physical condition needed to survive the MXC competition. Therefore, the various government agencies that deal with drug enforcement will save many millions of dollars each year due to the lack of drug problems. Perhaps those in government will argue that the development of the program will cost more than it could possibly save. I place a construction estimate of roughly three billion dollars on the project. Though it comes with a high price tag, the project would not cost the government a single dime over time. Some supporters have proposed that the government televise the competition as a monthly pay-per-view special. The money earned from the viewing would go toward recuperating the developmental costs. To ensure viewing by the public, officiators may alter or add parts of the course to keep the audience interested. Money wise, the MXC plan will affect the United States government positively.

Thanks to the MXC action plan immigrants will have an overall more positive influence, as a part of society. Once they have entered the country legally, immigrants are eligible to apply for legitimate jobs where they will make decent pay. Athletes, actors, and other entertainers can do their jobs without fear of persecution. Any immigrant who wishes to expand their education could now do so without applying for a student visa. Perhaps the most important improvement for immigrants will be the respect they receive from fellow Americans. Due to their improved status, immigrants will no longer need to partake in criminal activities to survive as a second class in American society. Immigrants will have an overall more positive effect on society.

To answer the question of MXC’s reliability, I have produced the results from my test run of the system. Six years ago, I approached the government of Mexico with my plan and explained the benefits to them. Needles to say, they thought the idea was brilliant. The Mexicans began to set up the system on their southern border. In the last five years, illegal immigration has come to a virtual stand still on Mexico’s southern border. In the recent years, the Mexican government has decreased their spending by phenomenal amounts. This vast decrease in government spending has led to a large decrease in taxation. Also, the lack of illegal immigration has made many jobs available to Mexican citizens. The combination of available jobs and lower government taxes has made for an improved standard of living in the nation of Mexico. The MXC action plan has had absolutely no negative effects on the nation of Mexico. I foresee only positive results if they carry out the MXC action plan in the United States.

MXC is a singular piece of genius, which will make America a more pleasant place to live. With the application of the plan, America will solve all the problems of illegal immigration. Others before me have proposed many solutions to the problem, all of which MXC has eclipsed and encompassed. National Guard troops would not have to patrol the border as a police group any longer. Devising harsher laws to deal with those companies that employ the illegal immigrants would not be necessary. The government would not even need to develop more efficient practices of dealing with the illegal immigrants themselves. After careful consideration, MXC is the easiest solution to the problem available to the United States Government. Not only is it the easiest, MXC is the perfect solution to immigration.

Until Next time...

TRIP

for your enjoyment...

French Joke...

There was a gathering of Generals in France a few weeks ago. There were Generals from America, England, Russia, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and France.

The Language of the conference was designated to be English, seeing as how it was the easiest language for everyone to communicate with.

over the course of the conference everyone can see the French General, Francois, getting visibly upset and flustered with each passing conversation.

The Australian General asks him what was wrong, and Francois lost it and flipped out.

"Why must we speaka zee Engliish? my own tongue of la France is zee most beauutiful language on zee eaurth! It is a defiance of zee good faith of my Country in hating this conference to not use our own natiive tongue!!"

There was a brief moment of silence until the American General answered him:

"Francois, we are speaking English here today, because about 60 years ago, we all made some arrangements for you here to not be speaking German..."

That's all for now y'all,

TRIP